01303cam a2200241 4500 62143940 TxAuBib 20090511120000.0 090511s2009||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 2008055288 9781401302962 1401302963 DLC DLC TxAuBib Metcalfe, Gayden. Someday you'll thank me for this : the official southern ladies' guide to being the perfect mother / by Gayden Metcalfe and Charlotte Hays. New York : Hyperion, 2009. p. cm. The southern mother's rules for life -- Grand mothers : why precious angel baby grandchildren are so much more fun than granny's own bad children -- The religion of the southern mother : ancestor worship with a thin Christian veneer -- The southern mother's two command modes -- A crown in heaven the southern mother's favorite passive-aggressive fashion accoutrement -- Grand dames and other mothers : no matter what kind of southern mother you had, your shrink can help you work through it -- The restorative cocktail : toasting our mothers. 20090511. Mothers Southern States. Grandmothers Southern States. Hays, Charlotte.